If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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