It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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