Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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