The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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