The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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