i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
