so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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