just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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