i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
