Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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