I just made out with a guy for $7.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
