There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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