spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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