what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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