Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
