I have demons in me.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there was a trapeze. enough said
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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