she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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