I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
