I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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