Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
