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(509): View more from Washington

am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.

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(213): View more from California

those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later

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(740): View more from Ohio

I think I took your hangover as a birthday present

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(519): View more from Ontario

You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity

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(252): View more from North Carolina

McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human

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