Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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