Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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