So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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