How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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