Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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