i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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