So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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