Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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