hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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