I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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