i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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