you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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