Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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