Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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