You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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