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(323): View more from California

my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.

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(516): View more from New York

He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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(631): View more from New York

the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care

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(386): View more from Florida

its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee

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