I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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