Christians are straight up FREAKS
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
How does it feel to date your dad?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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