so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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