Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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