Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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