One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
