how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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