so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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