did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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