belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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