Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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