My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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