I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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