put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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