Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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