Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
