I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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