On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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