But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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